Blackmail Material

I am SO going to use this on them later in life.

Here is how well my kids know me

1. What is something your mom always says to you?
Emma: "Go to time out!"
Ellie: "No!"
Wow, that's harsh. I'm feeling crummy already.

2. What makes you mom happy?
Emma: Being bedient.
Ellie: Being tickled, and when Gracie is happy.
Yes, I love obedient, happy kids

3. What makes your mom sad?
Emma: When we step on her toe.
Ellie: Not being obedient. (to which Emma replied, "No, that makes her mad!")

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Em: Just kidding.
El: Tickles

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Em: Short hair, like me.
El: Silly?

6. How old is your mom?
both: 26

7. How tall is your mom?
Em: 1,2,3,4,5,6
El: 6 feet
I always kinda wanted to be 6 feet tall.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Em: Napping
El: Eating
What a lazy hog!

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Em: Watch show and take care of Gracie.
El: Nap.
Lazy scum.

10. I your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
both: ???

11. What is your mom really good at?
Em: making dresses
El: crafty stuff

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Em: Driving Daddy's truck.
El: She's good at everything.
Thanks Ellie, but Emma were going for a ride, right now!

13. What does your mom do for a job?
Both: Take care of us.

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Em: chicken
El: lasagna
Ok

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Em: because you play with me.
El: you take care of us.
Feeling a bit better about myself.

16. If your mom was a cartoon character, who would she be?
Ellie: Nani from Lilo and Stitch.
Is she the gal with the big hips?

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Em: Play with ponies
El: Watch movies.
Once again feeling like lazy scum.

18. How are you and your mom the same.
Em: short hair
El: both girls

19. How are you and your mom different?
Em: My short, you're tall.
El: Your bigger, I'm littler.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Em: I just know.
El: you take care of us.

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
Em: He kisses you on the lips, and that is gross.
El: that he loves you.
how romantic

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Em: all the stores
El: Target